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[door opens]

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[whistle blowing on TV]

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- Unh.
- What's up, doc?

4
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- I need to borrow
your TV.

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Beg your pardon?

6
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- I got a date
with a cute little filly,

7
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And she's coming over
for movie night.

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- What's wrong
with your TV?

9
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- It's a 1952
black and white set.

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Ain't got no surround sound.

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Ain't got
no high definition.

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I'm trying to impress her.

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- Sam, I'm not gonna
help you lie to some girl

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So you can trick her
into dating you.

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Fine.

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Ooh, what about
your Nobel Prize?

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That'd seal the deal.

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No.

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What kind of weirdo

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would pretend to have
won the Nobel Prize?

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[camera clicks]

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[click]

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- Pretty good
status update, huh?

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[laughing]
oh, yeah.

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I'm gonna get a lot
of "likes" on this one.

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Sync and corrected by
www.addic7ed.com

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The Looney Tunes, Season 2, Episode 14
"Spread Your Wings and Fly"

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- I can't believe it.
Zero "likes."

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[clicking and beeping]

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Ooh, one comment.

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[click]

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"Isn't that
Bugs' Nobel Prize?"

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Consider yourself
de-amigo'd,

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Speedy Gonzales.

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Eh, we're here.

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Where?

37
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- Th-the seminar. You
said you'd go with me.

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Wieb Lunk, renowned
motivational speaker.

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His first book,
"Walking Through Fire,"

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Kept me going when
I lost my accounting job.

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It's what motivated me
to take up catering.

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- You're saying you need
someone else to motivate you?

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Ha! That is so weak.

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[car door opens and closes]

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We parked so far away.

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I don't think I can make it
to the entrance.

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[sighs]

48
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Of course you can.

49
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You really think so?

50
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I believe in you.

51
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All right.

52
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But just keep motivating me.

53
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- You can do it.
You can do it.

54
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Ohh. Ahh.

55
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Almost there.

56
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Ahh.

57
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- Are you ready
to change your life?

58
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- Let's get one thing
straight, bub.

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I'm only here
for free coffee.

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This hokum only works on
weak-minded suckers like you.

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Whoa!

62
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That was amazing!

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I'm a changed man.

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I can't believe it took
so long to see the light.

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- I'm excited to read
his new book,

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"Spread Those Wings and Fly."

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I can't wait to fly.

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I mean, I've always been
a little afraid of it,

69
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But like Wieb says,
"it's now or never."

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I'm gonna sign up today.

71
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Uh, for what?

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Flying lessons.

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Uh, Daffy.

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[stammering] I think you're
taking the title of the book

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Too literally.

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- What are you
talking about?

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He must have said
the word "fly"

78
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About 100 times
in there.

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"Fly" means "fly,"

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Which is exactly what
I'm going to do.

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You mean like...

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- Porky, I've told you
I'm not that kind of duck.

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I'm going to get
my pilot's license.

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I've already got
a driver's license

85
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And a cosmetology license.

86
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That's 2
of the big 5 licenses.

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The big 5 licenses?

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- Driver's license,
cosmetology license,

89
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Pilot's license,
fishing license,

90
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And license to kill.

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I can't wait
to get that one.

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Now, get out of my way.

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I never want
to see you again.

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Uh, what?

95
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- Well, at least
for a while.

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Wieb said to get rid
of any friends or family

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Who don't support you.

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Those people are toxic,
like mold.

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You're mold, Porky.

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You've been here
this whole time,

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Slowly killing me.

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I do support you.

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I just think "Spread
Those Wings and Fly"

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Is a metaphor.

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Really? For what?

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- Finding the courage
to pursue your dreams,

107
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Listening to
your inner voice,

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Having the confidence
to try something new,

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Take risks,

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Live boldly.

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You are so dumb.

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Dumb and toxic.

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Flying lessons?

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- It's in my genes,
my blood.

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I'm meant to fly.

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I'm a duck.

117
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Birds are angels on earth.

118
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You don't understand
because you're a rabbit,

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A rodent, vermin.

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You're a garbage eater.

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[whirring]

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What is that?

123
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- Lunk formula. It's a
mixture of synthetic carbs

124
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And branch chain
amino acids.

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Wieb says it increases
brain function.

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[gulping]

127
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- Might want to put
another scoop in there.

128
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- I already cut Porky
out of my life.

129
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I can do the Same to you.

130
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I don't want to.

131
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I mean, you're the one

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With the house
and all the cool stuff.

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But I will.

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[click]
- DVD 4.

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" how high can you fly?"

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Very high.

137
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- Right now,
I want you to tell me

138
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If you're satisfied
with your life.

139
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No.

140
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- Are you satisfied
with your career?

141
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No.

142
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- Satisfied in
your relationships?

143
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No. All no.

144
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- Then I want you
to stand up

145
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And say it with me.

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- I'm gonna spread
my wings and fly.

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- I'm gonna spread my wings and what?
- Fly.

148
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- What?
- Fly.

149
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- I--I can't hear you.
- Fly.

150
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- What?
- Fly.

151
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- What?
- Fly.

152
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- Do you really need to be
doing this right now?

153
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- Good point.
I should get to bed.

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Listen to my
nighttime nuggets.

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- Your what?
- Nighttime nuggets.

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They're little
inspirational bullet points

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That subliminally sink in
while I sleep.

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If you want to watch
the DVDs, go ahead.

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They'll change your life.

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- No thanks.
- Suit yourself.

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But you'll never soar,
my ground-bound friend.

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You'll never be a Lunkhead.

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- I don't want to be
a Lunkhead.

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- Who wouldn't want to be
a Lunkhead?

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[crickets chirping]

166
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Wow. I feel so rested,

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So invigorated.

168
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Looks like
a beautiful day to fly.

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What are you wearing?

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- Dress for the job
you want,

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Not the job you have.

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You don't have a job.

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- That's why
I'm usually nude.

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- Why is
the front door open?

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I don't know.

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- I think someone
broke into the house.

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- Is anything missing?
- I don't think so.

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[gasps] my Nobel Prize!

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Unbelievable.

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What?

181
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- That hillbilly leprechaun
stole my Nobel Prize.

182
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- You know
a hillbilly leprechaun?

183
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[yelling] Yosemite.

184
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- Yosemite knows
a hillbilly leprechaun?

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[knocking]

186
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- Give it back.
- Give what back?

187
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My Nobel Prize.

188
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- Uh, I don't got
your Nobel Prize.

189
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Sure you don't.

190
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- Why do you think
I took it?

191
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'cause I came there yesterday
and said I wanted it?

192
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And you said, "no,"
and I left angrily?

193
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Or 'cause of my
vast criminal record,

194
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Which includes
breaking and entering?

195
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Yep, either of those.

196
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- Well, I didn't steal
your stupid prize.

197
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Now, get off'n
my property

198
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Before I call the cops
on you for trespassing.

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Which is also
on my criminal record.

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- Ok. Mm-hmm.
Thank you very much.

201
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I really appreciate it.

202
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[hangs up cell phone]

203
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They're sending me
a replacement Nobel Prize.

204
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- I don't know why you
want it back so bad.

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As Wieb says,

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"clinging to past success
guarantees future failure."

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- Is that
a nighttime nugget?

208
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- No, it's
a daytime doodler.

209
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Very different.

210
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- How was your first day
of flying?

211
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- I didn't even get
in the plane.

212
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I failed the physical.

213
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They said I had too many branch
chain amino acids in my bloodstream.

214
00:08:01,155 --> 00:08:03,723
I have to take it again
tomorrow morning.

215
00:08:03,758 --> 00:08:05,492
I'm going to bed.

216
00:08:05,526 --> 00:08:08,663
- Be sure and lock
your bedroom window.

217
00:08:12,534 --> 00:08:14,935
[crickets chirping]

218
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You're not getting my TV.

219
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- You know, paranoia is
the opposite of power.

220
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No, it's not.

221
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All I'm saying is,

222
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You need to activate
your trust magnets.

223
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Just watch the DVDs.

224
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My TV!

225
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Oh, that is it.

226
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[knocking]

227
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Oh, good. The cops.

228
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Someone broke
into my house last night

229
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And stole
my cowboy boots.

230
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- What are you
talking about?

231
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Where's my TV?

232
00:08:59,881 --> 00:09:03,217
- Oh, now, you're saying
I stole your TV?

233
00:09:03,251 --> 00:09:04,585
You know you did.

234
00:09:04,619 --> 00:09:06,621
Oh, I get it.

235
00:09:06,655 --> 00:09:09,790
You stole my cowboy boots.

236
00:09:09,825 --> 00:09:10,925
What?

237
00:09:10,959 --> 00:09:14,295
- You stole from me 'cause
you think I stole from you.

238
00:09:14,329 --> 00:09:15,796
Arrest him, officers.

239
00:09:15,830 --> 00:09:17,631
He stole my boots.

240
00:09:17,665 --> 00:09:18,799
Tit for tat.

241
00:09:18,833 --> 00:09:21,669
Well, I never titted, so you
shouldn't have tatted.

242
00:09:21,703 --> 00:09:24,672
Arrest him, I tells ya!

243
00:09:24,906 --> 00:09:27,875
[static]
Dispatch, it's just a neighborhood dispute

244
00:09:27,909 --> 00:09:29,944
Between a rabbit
and a, uh...

245
00:09:29,978 --> 00:09:32,646
Sort of like
a hillbilly leprechaun.

246
00:09:32,680 --> 00:09:33,480
Over.

247
00:09:33,514 --> 00:09:35,916
[opening car door
and starting engine]

248
00:09:37,686 --> 00:09:39,920
- I'm gonna keep
my eye on you.

249
00:09:39,955 --> 00:09:42,289
- I'm a-gonna keep
my eye on you.

250
00:09:42,323 --> 00:09:46,393
- Good, because I'm
gonna keep my eye on you.

251
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Not good.

252
00:09:47,262 --> 00:09:49,430
'cause while
your eye's on me,

253
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My eyes are gonna be
on you.

254
00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:52,800
Well, great.

255
00:09:52,834 --> 00:09:55,036
Because while your eyes
are on me,

256
00:09:55,070 --> 00:09:56,204
And my eyes are on you,

257
00:09:56,238 --> 00:09:58,840
There's no way with both of
our eyes on each other's eyes

258
00:09:58,874 --> 00:10:01,943
That you can steal
any more of my stuff.

259
00:10:02,144 --> 00:10:05,614
- Wait. What?
- Just stay out of my house.

260
00:10:06,249 --> 00:10:07,115
All right, Daffy.

261
00:10:07,150 --> 00:10:09,184
You're clear
for final approach.

262
00:10:09,218 --> 00:10:10,018
Check.

263
00:10:10,053 --> 00:10:12,187
- Why'd you just open
the cargo doors?

264
00:10:12,221 --> 00:10:14,457
- Oh, is that
what that does?

265
00:10:15,258 --> 00:10:16,793
- Your nose is
too far down.

266
00:10:16,827 --> 00:10:18,094
Bring it up.

267
00:10:18,129 --> 00:10:19,930
The nose of the plane.

268
00:10:19,964 --> 00:10:21,766
Oh, right.

269
00:10:21,800 --> 00:10:24,602
- You're too far east.
Come west 5 degrees.

270
00:10:24,636 --> 00:10:25,970
Which way is west?

271
00:10:26,005 --> 00:10:28,139
Your left.

272
00:10:28,174 --> 00:10:30,075
Your other left.

273
00:10:30,109 --> 00:10:32,845
You're coming in too fast.
Reduce your air speed.

274
00:10:32,879 --> 00:10:34,246
What's my air speed?

275
00:10:34,280 --> 00:10:36,215
- It's on your
air speed indicator.

276
00:10:36,249 --> 00:10:37,516
Can you be more specific?

277
00:10:37,550 --> 00:10:39,118
- You're headed
for the trees.

278
00:10:39,152 --> 00:10:40,686
Pull up. Pull up.

279
00:10:40,720 --> 00:10:42,588
[crash]

280
00:10:43,790 --> 00:10:45,524
- Well, I think
that went pretty well.

281
00:10:45,559 --> 00:10:46,925
What do you say
we do it for real?

282
00:10:46,960 --> 00:10:49,195
- You've had 19 crashes
in a row.

283
00:10:49,229 --> 00:10:50,396
Simulated crashes.

284
00:10:50,431 --> 00:10:53,365
- Look, I'm gonna be
straight with you.

285
00:10:53,400 --> 00:10:56,602
I don't think
you're meant to fly.

286
00:11:05,211 --> 00:11:06,644
I guess sometimes,

287
00:11:06,679 --> 00:11:08,947
When you spread your wings,

288
00:11:08,981 --> 00:11:11,382
They get broken.

289
00:11:12,684 --> 00:11:13,551
Wait a second.

290
00:11:13,585 --> 00:11:15,820
Wieb says,
"the only thing separating

291
00:11:15,854 --> 00:11:20,325
"'I can't' from 'I can'
is a 't.'"

292
00:11:20,359 --> 00:11:21,592
And that little thing
before the "t"

293
00:11:21,627 --> 00:11:25,029
That looks like a comma,
but it's up instead of down.

294
00:11:25,064 --> 00:11:26,430
I can fly.

295
00:11:26,465 --> 00:11:27,865
I don't need a teacher.

296
00:11:27,899 --> 00:11:29,900
I don't need a license.

297
00:11:29,935 --> 00:11:33,070
I've got it all in here.

298
00:11:54,294 --> 00:11:56,195
Nope, not that one.

299
00:11:56,230 --> 00:11:57,530
Unh! Oops.

300
00:11:57,564 --> 00:11:59,398
What's this guy do?

301
00:11:59,433 --> 00:12:01,801
Hey! Hey! Aah!

302
00:12:04,972 --> 00:12:07,406
[crash]

303
00:12:08,842 --> 00:12:11,878
- Not bad for my
first flight, huh?

304
00:12:11,912 --> 00:12:14,914
[crickets chirping]

305
00:12:21,322 --> 00:12:23,422
- I don't know why
you're watching me.

306
00:12:23,457 --> 00:12:24,490
You're the thief.

307
00:12:24,524 --> 00:12:26,759
- You brought this
on yourself.

308
00:12:26,793 --> 00:12:28,527
You got trust issues.

309
00:12:28,561 --> 00:12:30,729
- Oh, I've got
trust issues, all right.

310
00:12:30,763 --> 00:12:34,466
Yeah. I trust you about
as far as I can throw you.

311
00:12:34,500 --> 00:12:36,802
Well, actually, I bet I
could throw you pretty far.

312
00:12:36,836 --> 00:12:41,773
So, let's just say I don't
trust you and leave it at that.

313
00:12:42,975 --> 00:12:44,376
[grunting]

314
00:12:44,410 --> 00:12:46,611
[glass cracking]

315
00:12:46,946 --> 00:12:48,614
The success pentagram.

316
00:12:48,648 --> 00:12:50,583
5 points of the pentagram

317
00:12:50,617 --> 00:12:51,884
Are visualization,

318
00:12:51,919 --> 00:12:53,419
Strategization,

319
00:12:53,453 --> 00:12:54,554
Realization,

320
00:12:54,588 --> 00:12:56,723
Execution, and diet.

321
00:12:56,757 --> 00:12:58,024
- What are you doing
in here?

322
00:12:58,059 --> 00:12:59,693
- The TV in the living room
was stolen

323
00:12:59,727 --> 00:13:01,294
And I need to watch
my DVDs.

324
00:13:01,329 --> 00:13:03,330
- Well, you don't need to be
under the covers.

325
00:13:03,364 --> 00:13:06,065
- Wieb says information
retention increases

326
00:13:06,099 --> 00:13:07,199
The more comfortable
you are.

327
00:13:07,234 --> 00:13:10,070
And right now, I need to
retain as much as possible.

328
00:13:10,104 --> 00:13:11,437
- Does anyone here
know anything

329
00:13:11,472 --> 00:13:13,840
About branch chain
amino acids?

330
00:13:13,874 --> 00:13:15,775
- I was expelled
from flight school.

331
00:13:15,810 --> 00:13:17,611
- Daffy, when are you
going to give up

332
00:13:17,645 --> 00:13:19,112
On all this nonsense?

333
00:13:19,147 --> 00:13:20,213
Never.

334
00:13:20,248 --> 00:13:21,415
Just like the title
of this DVD,

335
00:13:21,449 --> 00:13:24,217
"winners never quit
and quitters always quit."

336
00:13:24,251 --> 00:13:26,653
I am not giving up
on my dream.

337
00:13:26,687 --> 00:13:30,524
One way or another,
I will fly.

338
00:13:30,859 --> 00:13:34,161
- Congratulations,
flight attendants.

339
00:13:34,195 --> 00:13:37,464
You know there are
male flight attendants?

340
00:13:37,498 --> 00:13:40,601
- I like the height
that the heels give me.

341
00:13:49,240 --> 00:13:50,342
Please, pay close attention

342
00:13:50,343 --> 00:13:53,245
To the following important
safety information.

343
00:13:53,280 --> 00:13:54,146
To fasten your seatbelt,

344
00:13:54,181 --> 00:13:56,181
Place the flat metal end
into the buckle

345
00:13:56,216 --> 00:13:58,517
And tighten by pulling
on the strap.

346
00:13:58,552 --> 00:13:59,919
Your seatbelt
should be fastened

347
00:13:59,954 --> 00:14:02,221
Low and tight
across your hips.

348
00:14:02,255 --> 00:14:04,390
Unh!

349
00:14:20,474 --> 00:14:22,709
[baby crying]

350
00:14:24,145 --> 00:14:26,313
[kiss]

351
00:14:31,018 --> 00:14:32,953
[sizzling]

352
00:14:36,624 --> 00:14:38,392
[whack]

353
00:14:46,300 --> 00:14:49,269
[laughing]

354
00:14:49,304 --> 00:14:50,471
[ding]
- welcome to New Orleans,

355
00:14:50,505 --> 00:14:52,839
Where it's
a cool 65 degrees.

356
00:14:52,874 --> 00:14:55,042
We know you have
a choice when flying,

357
00:14:55,076 --> 00:14:56,944
And so, on behalf
of our flight crew,

358
00:14:56,978 --> 00:14:59,246
We'd like to thank you
for flying with us today,

359
00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:03,350
And hope to see you again
on your next journey.

360
00:15:04,686 --> 00:15:06,019
Oops. Don't forget
your coat.

361
00:15:06,054 --> 00:15:07,354
Hope you got a good rest.

362
00:15:07,388 --> 00:15:11,125
Ok, ladies. We're
in New Orleans.

363
00:15:11,159 --> 00:15:12,359
What do we do first?

364
00:15:12,394 --> 00:15:14,028
- What are you
talking about?

365
00:15:14,062 --> 00:15:15,229
What do you mean?

366
00:15:15,264 --> 00:15:16,364
Bourbon Street, girl.

367
00:15:16,398 --> 00:15:19,100
Let's ditch these heels
and have some fun.

368
00:15:19,134 --> 00:15:21,770
- Daffy, we have to fly
back to California.

369
00:15:21,805 --> 00:15:24,440
We have 20 minutes
to clean and prep the cabin

370
00:15:24,474 --> 00:15:25,341
For takeoff.

371
00:15:25,375 --> 00:15:26,909
- But it took 6 hours
to get here.

372
00:15:26,944 --> 00:15:29,112
It'll take another 6
to get back.

373
00:15:29,146 --> 00:15:30,079
That's the whole day.

374
00:15:30,114 --> 00:15:33,650
- That's the life
of a flight attendant.

375
00:15:33,685 --> 00:15:34,618
[keys clicking]

376
00:15:34,652 --> 00:15:36,754
[door opens and closes]
- where have you been?

377
00:15:36,788 --> 00:15:38,322
New Orleans.

378
00:15:38,356 --> 00:15:39,523
Are you wearing a skirt?

379
00:15:39,558 --> 00:15:41,892
- Yeah, but it's the heels
that'll kill you.

380
00:15:41,927 --> 00:15:42,893
I'm going to bed.

381
00:15:42,928 --> 00:15:45,229
We're supposed to fly
to Boston in the morning.

382
00:15:45,264 --> 00:15:47,965
Well, Phoenix,
then Boston.

383
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:50,401
This girdle
doesn't help, either.

384
00:15:50,436 --> 00:15:52,237
[wriggling]

385
00:15:54,841 --> 00:15:57,743
[banging]

386
00:15:58,578 --> 00:16:01,347
Yosemite.

387
00:16:05,485 --> 00:16:08,186
He took my laptop?

388
00:16:10,989 --> 00:16:11,856
Yosemite.

389
00:16:11,890 --> 00:16:14,792
- What were you doing
in my house?

390
00:16:14,826 --> 00:16:16,394
I wasn't in your house,

391
00:16:16,428 --> 00:16:17,761
But you were in mine.

392
00:16:17,796 --> 00:16:19,630
What? No, I wasn't.

393
00:16:19,664 --> 00:16:21,932
I was sound asleep
when I heard a noise

394
00:16:21,967 --> 00:16:24,068
And saw my record player
was stolen.

395
00:16:24,102 --> 00:16:26,003
I went outside
to see what's what,

396
00:16:26,038 --> 00:16:29,173
And I see you
sneakin' around.

397
00:16:29,208 --> 00:16:30,541
This is ridiculous.

398
00:16:30,576 --> 00:16:32,243
Just give me my stuff back.

399
00:16:32,277 --> 00:16:34,812
- I told you
I ain't got your stuff.

400
00:16:34,846 --> 00:16:38,082
Now, stay
out of my house, rabbit.

401
00:16:39,818 --> 00:16:43,354
Oh, this means war.

402
00:16:43,389 --> 00:16:45,023
[glass breaking]

403
00:16:45,057 --> 00:16:47,392
[snoring]

404
00:16:48,026 --> 00:16:50,961
[snoring]

405
00:16:53,531 --> 00:16:56,466
[snoring]

406
00:17:08,645 --> 00:17:12,882
- You deserve to have
everything you've ever wanted.

407
00:17:12,916 --> 00:17:17,153
Just get up right now
and go take it.

408
00:17:17,187 --> 00:17:19,322
It's yours. It's all yours.

409
00:17:19,356 --> 00:17:21,790
All you have to do
is take it.

410
00:17:21,825 --> 00:17:25,594
Take what you want.
Take it! It's yours.

411
00:17:25,629 --> 00:17:27,229
Grr!

412
00:17:27,264 --> 00:17:30,332
[snoring]

413
00:17:30,367 --> 00:17:32,301
Aah! Ohh! Ooh!

414
00:17:33,937 --> 00:17:37,907
Boy, you wouldn't believe
the dream I had last night.

415
00:17:37,941 --> 00:17:40,442
You were trying to kill me.

416
00:17:40,477 --> 00:17:42,144
Well, I'm off to Phoenix.

417
00:17:42,179 --> 00:17:43,379
[luggage wheels rolling]

418
00:17:43,413 --> 00:17:45,347
- No, you're off
to our neighbors

419
00:17:45,381 --> 00:17:47,717
To return their stuff
you stole.

420
00:17:47,751 --> 00:17:49,085
[blink blink]

421
00:17:49,119 --> 00:17:51,287
- Huh. That's
another dream I had.

422
00:17:51,321 --> 00:17:52,689
It wasn't a dream.

423
00:17:52,723 --> 00:17:53,723
Those nighttime nuggets

424
00:17:53,757 --> 00:17:56,092
Helped you spread your
wings and fly, all right.

425
00:17:56,126 --> 00:17:57,626
Right into people's houses.

426
00:17:57,661 --> 00:18:01,730
- Wow. The Lunk mess is
more powerful than I thought.

427
00:18:01,764 --> 00:18:04,099
[doorbell rings]

428
00:18:08,971 --> 00:18:11,472
- Ecch. My replacement
Nobel Prize.

429
00:18:11,507 --> 00:18:14,341
- Huh. Now you've got
2 of 'em.

430
00:18:14,909 --> 00:18:16,710
Here you go.

431
00:18:18,313 --> 00:18:20,981
- Told you
I wasn't the thief.

432
00:18:21,016 --> 00:18:23,484
I owe you an apology.

433
00:18:24,252 --> 00:18:25,086
What's this?

434
00:18:25,120 --> 00:18:28,656
[gasps]
aww, you shouldn't have.

435
00:18:28,690 --> 00:18:30,725
- Sorry that it has
my name on it.

436
00:18:30,759 --> 00:18:32,126
- Nah, I got
an electric sander

437
00:18:32,161 --> 00:18:34,495
That'll take that
right off.

438
00:18:36,265 --> 00:18:37,732
What are we
doing here again?

439
00:18:37,766 --> 00:18:38,633
I don't know.

440
00:18:38,667 --> 00:18:41,135
Porky's invitation
said it was a surprise.

441
00:18:41,170 --> 00:18:41,970
Did I miss it?

442
00:18:42,004 --> 00:18:43,470
- I thought you
were going to Boston?

443
00:18:43,560 --> 00:18:45,760
Nah...
I've quit being a flight attendant.

444
00:18:45,920 --> 00:18:46,800
I mean, I wanna fly,

445
00:18:46,820 --> 00:18:48,241
but it's a lot of work.

446
00:18:51,360 --> 00:18:52,160
What?

447
00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:53,160
I like the heights.

448
00:18:55,160 --> 00:18:56,320
Uh... hello, everyone.

449
00:18:56,520 --> 00:18:58,160
Thank you all for coming.

450
00:18:58,480 --> 00:19:01,080
I've recently attended
a self-help seminar.

451
00:19:01,160 --> 00:19:05,160
which taught me, uh..., the importance of,
uh..., stepping outside of my comfort zone

452
00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:07,120
and, uh..., trying new things.

453
00:19:07,360 --> 00:19:09,760
It was about flying!
It's so sad.

454
00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:11,680
It's like he's incapable of getting it.

455
00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:15,760
So, tonight, uh..., I'm gonna do something
I've always wanted to do,

456
00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:18,600
but I've been, uh..., too scared to try.

457
00:20:01,360 --> 00:20:03,800
He is definitely not a Lunkhead.

458
00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:08,600
Uh-hoo!

459
00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:11,960
Now, THIS is the kind of flying
I was ment to do.

460
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:15,080
I wish I've discovered this sooner.
What a thrill!

461
00:20:15,120 --> 00:20:17,560
Careful! You're going too high!

462
00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:19,120
Porky, you got to try it.

463
00:20:19,121 --> 00:20:21,520
This is what Wieb was talking about!

464
00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:24,480
Not that sad *** you were doing!

465
00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:28,320
Porky!
Hold the ***!

466
00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:29,880
Your airspeed is too low.

467
00:20:29,920 --> 00:20:30,880
Hold that ***!

468
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:34,240
And push on the stick!
Push on that stick!

469
00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:38,760
Hm... Hm... Hm...

470
00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:41,120
When pigs fly...

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